From 100 Funny Jokes About Run Clubs

Running jokes

12 of our favourite jokes about runners. Adult, cheeky and written by people who know exactly how much runners talk about it.

WHY DO RUNNING CLUB MEMBERS MAKE TERRIBLE SECRET AGENTS?
They can't help but tell everyone their pace.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RUNNING CLUB AND A CULT?
The cult has better snacks and doesn't make you get up at 6am on Sundays.
WHY DID THE RUNNING CLUB MEMBER BRING A LADDER TO THE RACE?
They heard there was a chance to reach a new PB.
WHAT'S A RUNNING CLUB MEMBER'S IDEA OF FOREPLAY?
Comparing GPS watches and discussing optimal cadence.
WHY DO RUNNING CLUB MEMBERS MAKE TERRIBLE POKER PLAYERS?
They can't stop talking about their hand... or their splits, or their VO2 max, or their...
WHAT'S THE HARDEST PART OF RUNNING CLUB?
Pretending to care about someone else's marathon time.

Want the other 88?

100 Funny Jokes About Run Clubs is the funny gift for runners, £9.99 on Amazon.

WHY DID THE RUNNING CLUB MEMBER GET DIVORCED?
His wife found out he'd been faking his GPS data.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUNNING CLUB MEMBER WHO DOESN'T TALK ABOUT RUNNING?
A myth.
HOW DOES A RUNNING CLUB MEMBER INTRODUCE THEMSELVES AT A PARTY?
'Hi, I'm Steve. I ran a 3:42 marathon. What's your PB?'
WHAT'S THE RUNNING CLUB MEMBER'S FAVOURITE CHAT-UP LINE?
'Nice shoes. What's your 5K time?'
WHY DID THE RUNNING CLUB MEMBER FAIL THEIR DRIVING TEST?
They kept trying to negative split the journey home.
WHAT'S A RUNNING CLUB MEMBER'S SAFE WORD?
'Tapering.'

More jokes