100 Funny Jokes About Mountain Bikers

This book is for the rider who adjusts their shock pressure by 1 PSI between runs, counts rebound clicks like rosary beads, and checks the sag O-ring after every ride as if it holds the secrets of the universe. It's for the Enduro Bro still wearing goggles in the car park, the XC weight weenie who treats anything taller than a kerb as a personal insult, the dad on a £10K e-bike who swears he 'only uses Eco mode', and the dirtbag van-lifer who owns three shirts but somehow knows every secret local line. If they've ever sessioned the same rock garden fifteen times while their mates slowly lost the will to live, this one's for them. Perhaps you're the partner who has been told, with a perfectly straight face, that it's the same bike, they've just changed the colour of the grips. Maybe you're the friend who has watched them lovingly wash and lube their bike after a muddy ride while they sit there caked in filth with dried blood on their shins. Whether you're family, a long-suffering riding buddy or the person who keeps signing for mysterious parcels, this book is your chance to gently mock the obsession, and they'll probably love you for it. And if you're the rider yourself, the one who accused whoever stole your Strava KOM of being on an e-bike, who shouts 'send it' without ever quite sending it, and who still talks about that huck to flat as though it was a good idea, welcome. You know you've gone OTB more times than you'd admit, dabbed on climbs you swore you'd clean, and blamed everything except the hero dirt for your best day ever. Grab a copy, have a laugh at yourself, and then go and fiddle with your tyre pressures. We know you want to.