Mountain Bike jokes

Why is it hard to be friends with a bike mechanic?

They're always riding their high horse and acting crank-y.

My mountain bike suddenly stopped in the middle of a trail.

Apparently, it was too tyred to go on.

My relationship with my mountain bike is like a bad romance.

It hurts me, I hurt it back. We're stuck in a vicious cycle.

Ever notice how bike pumps are always rising in price?

It's all that darn inflation.

Noticed my wheel looking extra fine today.

Guess you could say it was spoke-tacular.

Knock, knock

Who’s there? Pedal. Pedal who? Pedal faster, the e-bikes are catching up!

Do you know what kind of dinosaur was a mountain biking enthusiast?

A Velo-ciraptor, of course.

The guy had a big mouth but never really rode.

All torque and no action, really.

Got to remove my front suspension.

I suppose I'll have to fork out for that.

When asked to set the table, I brought out my bike forks.

Apparently, those weren't the forks she meant.

"Off to ride the single trail?"

No, I'm a taken man. Just going for a bike ride.

He took a wrong turn on the trail

And quickly had to back-pedal.