From 100 Funny Jokes About Crockers

Crocs jokes

12 of our favourite jokes about crocs lovers. Adult, cheeky and written by people who know exactly how much crocs lovers talk about it.

Wearing Crocs is like a holiday romance
It feels great, but you know people are going to judge you when you get home.
Why do Crocs lovers never get invited to weddings?
They don’t have the sole for it.
What’s worse than stepping in dog poo?
Realising you’re wearing Crocs when you do.
How do you know if someone’s a hardcore Crocs fan?
They’ve got a tan line... and it’s shaped like a Swiss cheese grater.
Why don’t Crocs go to heaven?
Because they’ve got no sole.
What do you call a crocodile wearing Crocs?
A walking contradiction.

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Why did the Crocs lover start wearing socks?
Because even they have limits.
Wearing Crocs is like being in a bad relationship
You know it’s wrong, but the comfort keeps pulling you back.
Why do Crocs lovers make great friends?
They never judge, even when your life is full of holes.
What does Captain Hook hate more than ticking clocks?
Crocs – especially in sport mode.
Why are Crocs like bad habits?
You know they’re ugly, but you can’t quit them.
How do you know if someone’s truly fearless?
They’ll wear Crocs to a first date.

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