Padel jokes

How do you know someone plays padel?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. Multiple times. And then try to book you in for a session.

My mate asked me why I switched from tennis to padel.

I told him I got tired of chasing balls. Now the walls do it for me.

What's the difference between a padel player and a jehovah's witness?

Eventually, the Jehovah's Witness gives up trying to convert you.

Why did the padel player bring a ladder to the court?

They heard the ceiling was in play and wanted to be prepared.

Padel: the only sport where you can hit a terrible shot

And the wall bails you out, making you look like a tactical genius.

My doctor told me I need more exercise.

So I joined a padel club. Now I get a workout and four new friends who won't stop texting about the next session.

I tried to explain padel to my dad.

"It's like tennis but in a cage with walls you can use." He asked if I'd been arrested.

Why are padel courts always fully booked?

Because every player needs to bring three friends who've never heard of the sport before.

Knock, knock.

Who's there? Padel. Padel who? Padel you what, this sport is addictive!

My wife said I care more about padel than our marriage.

I told her that's not true. Then I realised I was still wearing my padel shoes.

What's a padel player's favourite type of music?

Anything with a good backboard beat.

Why don't padel players ever get lost?

They always know where the nearest court is within a 20-mile radius.