Funny Gifts for Cyclists

The correct number of bikes is always one more than they own. Cyclists will spend a month’s wages to save 50 grams, plan rides around café stops and explain the rules of the peloton to anyone who stands still long enough.

These joke books roast road riders, mountain bikers and triathletes alike: the Lycra, the mud, the kit obsession and the coffee. A cheap, funny gift for a birthday, Christmas or after their next sportive.

Every book here is under £10 on Amazon UK.

Questions? We’ve got answers (and jokes)

Bike kit is expensive and personal, so a joke book about cycling culture is a safe, funny choice that costs less than an inner tube and a café stop.
No. They are written for adults: cheeky, pub-banter humour with plenty of double meanings. Nothing too grim, but not one for the kids.
Paperbacks. Every book in the 100 Jokes About Everything series is printed by Amazon and ships with Prime in the UK and US, so it works as a last-minute gift.

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