Funny Gifts for Swimmers, Paddleboarders and Water Lovers

They get up at dawn to sit in freezing water and call it fun. Whether it is a paddleboard, an ice bath or the open sea, water people are evangelical about it and will tell you how alive it makes them feel.

These joke books roast the cold-water crowd and the board-sports set. Perfect for a birthday, Christmas, or handing over on the beach while they defrost.

Every book here is under £10 on Amazon UK.

Questions? We’ve got answers (and jokes)

No. They are written for adults: cheeky, pub-banter humour with plenty of double meanings. Nothing too grim, but not one for the kids.
Paperbacks. Every book in the 100 Jokes About Everything series is printed by Amazon and ships with Prime in the UK and US, so it works as a last-minute gift.

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