Hyrox jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to join me for a Hyrox workout? I promise it's only slightly more intense than climbing Everest.

How do you spot a Hyroxer at a party?

They're the ones pushing the couch across the room for fun.

Why was the Hyroxer at the grocery store so relaxed?

In prison, they don't make you pay to do hard labor.

I told my friend I completed a Hyrox workout without breaking a sweat.

He said, "That's impossible!" I replied, "Exactly, I never started."

Have you noticed that Hyroxers use terms like "fun" and "easy" differently than the rest of us?

Their "fun" includes a marathon of pain and their "easy" is our "I need a week off."

Me: "I can totally keep up with a Hyrox workout."

Where the only thing more painful than the workouts is the price of membership.

Welcome to Hyrox, where the weights are heavy

And the only thing heavier is the pressure to not look tired.

Last time I did a Hyrox workout, I found muscles hurting I didn’t even know existed.

I'm now convinced my body is made up of 90% undiscovered muscles.

Knock, knock.

Who's there? Sled. Sled who? Sled me borrow some energy, I've pushed mine all the way to the finish line.

How do Hyroxers spice up their love life?

With burpee broad jumps in the bedroom!

Ever notice how Hyroxers call a brutal workout 'refreshing'?

That's like calling a hurricane a 'gentle breeze'.

I thought doing a sled push in Hyrox would be like pushing a child's sled down a hill.

Turns out it's more like pushing a car... uphill... in a snowstorm.