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The funny gift for plumbers

100 Funny Jokes About Plumbers

Blames 'the last guy' and judges your S-trap? 100 jokes for the plumber in your life. Perfect for birthdays and Christmas.

  • 100 original jokes about Plumbers
  • Perfect for Plumbers enthusiasts of all ages
  • Great conversation starter and gift idea
  • Professionally written comedy content

Paperback · £9.99 on Amazon UK · $10.99 on Amazon US

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A taste of what's inside

6 of the 100 jokes. The rest are in the book.

My therapist asked why I always talk about pipe joints during our sessions.

I told him it's because I need to work through my connection issues.

A plumber's wife complained that he never listens to her.

He said, "Sorry love, I was just thinking about whether that's a 15mm or 22mm problem you're having."

Why do plumbers make terrible restaurant critics?

Because they spend the whole meal examining the tap pressure and asking to see the boiler room.

I tried to quit plumbing and become a yoga instructor.

But on day three I found myself explaining to the class why their downward dog position had poor flow dynamics.

Why did the plumber's wife know he was cheating?

He came home with PVC shavings on his shirt, but they only had copper pipes at the job he said he was working.

How do you know you've been a plumber too long?

When you automatically check the water pressure every time you wash your hands at someone else's house.

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About this book

The ultimate gift for Plumbers enthusiasts! This hilarious collection of 100 original jokes will have them laughing out loud. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just because. A must-have for anyone who loves Plumbers and has a great sense of humour.

A funny gift for plumbers

Buying for someone who lives and breathes plumbers? They probably own all the kit already. This book gives them something they cannot buy for themselves: 100 jokes that prove you have been listening to every story about it.

It works as a birthday present, a Christmas stocking filler, a Secret Santa gift or a just-because laugh. Amazon prints and ships it, so you can send it straight to them.

Looking for more ideas? See our Funny Gifts for Colleagues: Joke Books by Profession, or browse Christmas stocking fillers.

Who this book is for

This book is for the plumber whose van is the real office, a rolling workshop of labelled fittings bins, crumpled invoices and a breakfast sandwich from sometime last Tuesday. They're up at 5am, on site by 7, and can diagnose a fault from the hallway: 'That's your fill valve, that is.' If they've ever peered under a sink, sucked air through their teeth and asked 'Who did this for you?', they'll find themselves on every page. It's also for the partners, friends and family who have watched them open the cabinet under a host's sink at a dinner party and photograph the flush mechanism. If you've lost an evening to them scrolling pipe porn, or heard far too much about the last guy and his complete lack of fall, this is your chance to tease them affectionately. Slip it in their Christmas stocking or tuck it behind the van seat next to the receipts. And if you're the plumber yourself, the one who reorganises the racking on a Sunday and has strong opinions about anyone who SharkBites it (while keeping a few in the van, just in case), welcome. You've sweated more joints than you can count and judged every hotel bathroom you've ever set foot in. Put the kettle on, settle back on your knee pads, and enjoy a laugh at your own expense. Just don't blame the last guy for the bad ones.

Questions about this book

Expect a mix of quick one-liners, groan-worthy puns and longer stories drawn from life under the sink, from the unofficial three rules of plumbing (water flows downhill, payday is Friday, and don't bite your nails) to the eternal mystery of 'the last guy' who left a drain with no fall on it. There are plenty of jokes about Brown Friday, Christmas Day boiler breakdowns and the plumber whose own house still has a dripping tap and a bathroom that's been 'nearly done' for three years.
Absolutely. It makes a brilliant birthday, Christmas or retirement present for a plumber, an apprentice who has just finished college, or anyone who has spent a bank holiday on an emergency call-out. It's also a cheeky way to thank the tradesperson who rescued you from a flooded kitchen, and far more welcome than another attempt to pull their shirt down.
Not at all. Most of the humour works for anyone who has ever waited in for a tradesperson or battled a blocked loo. Those in the trade will spot the insider references, such as sweating a joint, asking 'Did you dope that?', the gap between rough-in and trim-out, and the shame of having to SharkBite it, which only makes the jokes land harder.
Rather than recycling the same tired plumber's crack gags, this book is built on the real culture of the trade, from P-traps and wet vents to the Fernco couplings everyone sneers at but secretly keeps in the van. It captures the jokes plumbers actually tell each other on site, so it reads less like a generic gift-shop book and more like a tea break with the lads.

Ready to roast them?

100 jokes, one very recognisable victim. Printed and shipped by Amazon.

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