100 Funny Jokes About Lawyers

This book is for the lawyer who answers 'Do you want pizza?' with 'Well, it depends...' followed by three caveats and a hypothetical. It's for the one who owns a single trial suit that has seen more courtrooms than some judges, logs a phone call with their mum as 'a 0.3', and still mentions their moot court days at every opportunity. If they've ever tracked changes on a wedding speech and left a comment bubble saying 'Consider rephrasing', you know exactly who we mean. Perhaps you're married to one, and you've received a text that began 'Notwithstanding the foregoing...' about whose turn it is to take the bins out. Maybe you're a friend who's watched them read the full Terms and Conditions before downloading a weather app, or a family member whose group-chat plans came back redlined. This is your chance to tease them affectionately, and since you're putting it in writing, they can't say you didn't memorialise your feelings. Or perhaps you're the lawyer yourself, buying this between 11:47pm emails from a partner that simply say 'Thoughts?'. You've debated the Oxford comma with religious intensity, signed off with 'Per my previous email' more times than you'd admit, and sorted your entire social life into billable and non-billable. Assuming arguendo that you can laugh at yourself, this book is for you. Think of the time spent reading it as non-billable but entirely justified.