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The funny gift for pilates lovers

100 Funny Jokes About Pilates Princesses

Grip socks, matcha and 'just ten more tiny pulses': 100 jokes for every Pilates Princess. A perfect birthday, Christmas or Secret Santa gift.

  • 100 original jokes about Pilates Princesses
  • Perfect for Pilates Princesses enthusiasts of all ages
  • Great conversation starter and gift idea
  • Professionally written comedy content

Paperback · £9.99 on Amazon UK · $10.99 on Amazon US

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A taste of what's inside

6 of the 100 jokes. The rest are in the book.

My friend says she can't justify spending money on a proper lunch.

She said it while booking her fourth reformer class of the week, which she calls "an investment in myself."

Before I got into Pilates, my wardrobe had red, green and navy in it.

Now it's all Oat Milk, Bone and Espresso. I wore navy to class once and three girls asked me if everything was okay at home.

How many Pilates princesses does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but she'll film it from three angles and post "arms literally SHAKING" to her Story.

My sister changed her bio from "travel lover" to "pilates

matcha | slow living" overnight.|The only place she travels now is the back corner reformer, and heaven help anyone already on it.

My wife sets a midnight alarm every Sunday to beat the waitlist for the 7am reformer class.

She remembered our anniversary the following Tuesday.

You know you're too deep into Pilates when the dentist tells you to relax.

And you automatically go navel to spine.

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About this book

The ultimate gift for Pilates Princesses enthusiasts! This hilarious collection of 100 original jokes will have them laughing out loud. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just because. A must-have for anyone who loves Pilates Princesses and has a great sense of humour.

A funny gift for pilates lovers

Buying for someone who lives and breathes pilates princesses? They probably own all the kit already. This book gives them something they cannot buy for themselves: 100 jokes that prove you have been listening to every story about it.

It works as a birthday present, a Christmas stocking filler, a Secret Santa gift or a just-because laugh. Amazon prints and ships it, so you can send it straight to them.

Looking for more ideas? See our Funny Gifts for Gym Lovers and Fitness Fanatics, or browse Christmas stocking fillers.

Who this book is for

This book is for the woman who sets an alarm for the exact second the class schedule drops, then refreshes the waitlist app like she's queuing for Taylor Swift tickets. You know her: slicked-back bun, gold huggies, dewy no-makeup face and a matching sage two-piece that has somehow never met a bead of sweat. She arrives precisely four minutes early, iced matcha in one hand and a Stanley the size of a fire extinguisher in the other, to claim the good reformer by the mirror. Perhaps you're her partner, and you've been woken at 5am by lemon water being squeezed while a phone films it for the morning routine. Perhaps you're her best friend, and every brunch now involves the phrase "so grounding" and a breathy "and... breathe" when the bill arrives. Or perhaps you're her mum, and you've given up asking why light spring is apparently harder. Either way, this is the perfect way to tease her lovingly without being banned from the group chat. And if you're the Pilates Princess yourself, welcome. You've filmed the get-ready-with-me, the studio mirror selfie and the post-class shaking legs clip, and you may have spent longer on content than on the Hundred. You've rated a studio on its arched mirrors and eucalyptus towels before checking who teaches there, and you can explain the difference between a Pilates body and a gym body at length. If you can laugh at all that, zip up your core, find your neutral spine and enjoy. Just ten more, tiny pulses.

Questions about this book

Expect affectionate, tongue-in-cheek humour that celebrates everything about Pilates life, from the deceptively gentle 'just ten more, tiny pulses' to the inability to walk down the stairs the next morning. There are one-liners about matching sets and matcha that cost more than the class itself, gags about 'The Hundred' and the dreaded teaser, and plenty of jokes about how 'lengthen and strengthen' sounds far more relaxing than it actually is.
Absolutely. It makes a brilliant birthday present, stocking filler or Secret Santa gift for the friend who never simply 'worked out' but always 'did reformer'. It's also a lovely thank-you for a favourite instructor or a fun surprise to hand round at the post-class coffee date.
Not at all. Many of the jokes land with anyone who has a friend whose entire personality has become Pilates, or who has wondered why a class needs a coordinating sock collection. Regulars will get an extra laugh from insider references like 'light spring is harder', finding a neutral spine, holding the Pilates C-curve and proudly showing off 'the shakes'.
Rather than recycling generic gym jokes, this book is written specifically for the Pilates crowd and captures the little rituals only they will recognise, from being told to 'zip up your core' with a gentle exhale to the obligatory post-class photo. It pokes fun with warmth, so it reads like an inside joke shared between friends on neighbouring reformers rather than a mockery of the people who love it.

Ready to roast them?

100 jokes, one very recognisable victim. Printed and shipped by Amazon.

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