The funny gift for karaoke lovers

100 Funny Jokes About Karaoke Warriors

From tipping the KJ to surviving the guitar solo, 100 jokes every karaoke warrior will recognise. The perfect gift for your favourite diva.

100 original jokes about Karaoke Warriors
Perfect for Karaoke Warriors enthusiasts of all ages
Great conversation starter and gift idea
Professionally written comedy content

Paperback · £9.99 on Amazon UK · $10.99 on Amazon US

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A taste of what's inside

6 of the 100 jokes. The rest are in the book.

My mate who does karaoke asked me to rate his performance from 1 to 10.

I said "8" and he pulled out a spreadsheet to log it next to the other 47 reviews.

My friend claims he's "not that serious" about karaoke, but last week I caught him practicing his signature song's crowd work in the mirror.

He said he was just "maintaining rotation respect" by staying sharp.

People who do karaoke have two types of friends.

Those who also do karaoke, and those who avoid their calls on Thursday nights.

My karaoke-loving friend bought a professional microphone for dive bar nights.

It cost more than his car, but at least now everyone can hear him butcher "Don't Stop Believin'" in crystal clear audio.

Karaoke singers don't go on holiday.

They go on "karaoke scene research trips" to experience different venues' sound systems.

My mate joined a karaoke group and now speaks fluent jargon.

He asked if I wanted to "crowd work" during his "rotation" and I thought he was offering me a job.

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About this book

The ultimate gift for Karaoke Warriors enthusiasts! This hilarious collection of 100 original jokes will have them laughing out loud. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just because. A must-have for anyone who loves Karaoke Warriors and has a great sense of humour.

A funny gift for karaoke lovers

Buying for someone who lives and breathes karaoke warriors? They probably own all the kit already. This book gives them something they cannot buy for themselves: 100 jokes that prove you have been listening to every story about it.

It works as a birthday present, a Christmas stocking filler, a Secret Santa gift or a just-because laugh. Amazon prints and ships it, so you can send it straight to them.

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Who this book is for

This book is for the karaoke warrior who has a usual seat near the KJ booth, greets the KJ by first name, and takes it as a personal insult when a newcomer dares to sing their Johnny Cash number first. It is for the one who keeps a running list in their phone's notes app of every song that killed and every song that died, who agonises for twenty minutes over a slip only to pick their safe song anyway, and who quietly recounts the rotation every time someone drops a nine-minute 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. If you have ever sat in a sticky pub on a Tuesday while your partner, best mate or sister closed their eyes, clutched the mic and reached for the heavens during a Celine Dion key change, this is your chance to get even. It makes the perfect gift for anyone who has endured the car rehearsals, the shower performances and the carefully practised 'woo!' before the final chorus, and who wants to tease their favourite diva with a great deal of love. And if you are the karaoke warrior yourself, the one who doesn't need the wipe, the secret rap assassin in the polo shirt, or the survivor of a bachelorette squad six deep belting out Shania, then welcome. You know exactly who you are, and you know that half the fun of karaoke is laughing at yourself. Grab a copy, find your stereotype, and then go and drop another slip.

Questions about this book

Expect affectionate, observational humour drawn straight from real karaoke nights, from the horror of discovering you've only ever known the chorus to the eternal 40-second guitar solo where all you can do is sway, nod and regret your choices. There are one-liners, puns and longer gags about the KJ mispronouncing your name, the inevitable rendition of 'Don't Stop Believin'', and the enthusiastic drunk bloke who somehow gets a bigger cheer than the trained vocalist.

Absolutely. It makes a brilliant birthday present, Secret Santa gift or stocking filler for the mate who drops a slip the moment they walk into the pub, and it's a lovely thank-you for your favourite KJ. Anyone who has ever fought for a microphone or waited an hour on a long rotation will appreciate it.

Not at all. If you've ever mumbled your way through a verse or stared at the screen like you're defusing a bomb, you'll get the vast majority of the jokes straight away. Seasoned regulars will also find plenty of insider references to getting bumped, tipping the KJ and veterans who 'don't need the wipe'.

Most joke books recycle the same generic gags, whereas this one is written specifically for karaoke warriors and celebrates the shared truths of the scene. It understands that the KJ is the most powerful person in the bar, that the rotation is sacred, and that energy beats talent every time, so it reads like an in-joke shared with fellow singers rather than a random collection of puns.

Ready to roast them?

100 jokes, one very recognisable victim. Printed and shipped by Amazon.

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